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May. 11th, 2005 @ 09:44 am
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Your Political Profile
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Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
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Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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May. 8th, 2005 @ 10:26 am
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Livejournal is fucking stupid.
Livejournal=stupid
MySpace=SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER! |
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Ok so Im game on this one,
1. I took out a $450,000 house with a bulldozer, i so wish that was not an accident..
2. I got in a fist fight with Michael Graves from the misfits, he drank my beer.... I was 17
3. I kicked out the rear window of a car. Just because I didnt like how he parked
4. I ran over a bolder in my mini van when i was 16.
5. I have been to every dr's app. for my kids but 1, I had to work.
6. I have hit switches in a 64 impala, fake ass Snoop wanna bes
7. I kidnapped a married woman the day after her wedding. 5 years and still runnin..
8. I get drunk with my dad at swap meets...... were so redneck it hurts.
9. I drank beer with hank the 3rd
10. I have General tsao's chicken tattooed on my leg. in kanji... |
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grrrrr...... my iBook has a nifty sharpie scheme on it now...Current Mood:  aggravated Current Music: hank3
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| » Playin with photos.... |

Me and Caiden.

Our friend Trina.
Feb. 2nd, 2005 @ 08:40 am
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| » more of danx.... |

Jan. 26th, 2005 @ 06:22 pm
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| » bored with photoshop it sucks but I didnt want to work on it any more. |
thats Danx btw.... fuckin jew...

and Festor....
For some reason Danx always looks retarted, Im not sure why but it makes fer funny pictures.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 @ 07:59 pm
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| » ha ha I just made this..... |
Pennsic | Created by dikkhed and taken 0 times on bzoink! | | Pennsic History | | Have you ever been? | Yes | | How many times? | 5 | | Who do you camp with? | Lynx | | How long? | 4 years | | You a Fighter? | Yeah | | What Style? | Stick jock | | With who? | lynx | | Mid Or East? | EAST!!! | | Are you a Peer? | fuck no | | Do you know what a peer is? | yes | | Swamp or Getty? | Swamp | | Do you know what a Swampie is? | Yeah | | Camps | | Favorite | Shadow Fire | | Best Food? | Shadow Fire | | Best Drink? | Lost Boys | | Best Fire pit? | The one I dig god dammit... | | Best Gate? | the big castle thingy | | Best overall? | ? | | Best Entertainers? | Pandoras Box | | Best Drummers? | Little Jons Africans | | Best Dancers? | Samantha and Skyler.... | | Best Bard? | Fuckin Danx... God damn Jew bag... | | Best Party? | the one in my pants... | | Friendliest? | Shadow Storm | | One or the Other. | | Male or Female Belly dancer? | Female | | Woods battle or Field? | Woods | | shoes or barefoot? | both | | period clothing or nonperiod? | Period | | Drums or Bagpipes? | both | | can I have a Cgiarette? | please? | | Kilt or Loincloth? | Kilt | | Commando Or Roo's? | Commando | | Swamp or Top side? | Swamp | | Woad or Blue paint? | Woad | | Have you ever? | | Drank? | Yeah | | Too Much? | Yeah | | Been Drunk? | Yeah | | Too Drunk to remember? | Yeah | | To drunk to walk? | almost | | Passed out? | ehh | | In a ditch? | nope | | In someone else's tent? | I dont think so? | | Did you know the person? | dont know | | Did it scare you? | maybe | | had sex at war? | Yeah | | with someone you didnt know? | nope | | was it good? | nope | | Have you talked to them since? | nope | | Have you used | Nice shoes? | | Did it work? | nope | | Slept with more than one person per war? | nope | | How many? | 1 | | In a 24 hour period? | 0 | | At the same time? | nope | | While you were drunk? | yeah | | While you were sober? | yeah | | Been to drunk to fight the next day? | yeah | | Hid from Commander because of it? | yeah | | Kicked out of a camp for drunkin behavior? | nope | | Regretted it? | nope | | Coming this year? | yeah | | Can I have a Cigarette? | please? | | ever walked by the Classic? | yeah | | you seen something pretty there? | never | | Where you Drunk? | yeah and no | | Flirted with some one because of a Belt or Hat? | nope | | Been to blue feather camp? | no | | Why? | ? | | Where you Drunk? | nope | | Been insulted by a Lost Boy? | yeah | | Worked Security? | yeah | | Drunk? | yeah | | Wrecked the Golf Cart? | yeah | | Power Slid the Golf Cart? | yeah | | Too Show Off? | yeah | | Has your golf cart ever been Hijacked? | nope | | did you get it back? | yeah | | Did the Lost boys do it? | nope | | Did you cry? | nope | | Ever cought anyone on the battle field at night? | yeah | | What where they doin? | it. | | Did you join in? | nope | | Gotten some one drunk? | yeah | | to get them in your tent? | yeah | | Did it work? | yeah | | Was it worth it? | yeah | | Ever Get crabs from Festor? | nope | | Do you know who Festor is? | yeah | | Do you know Jigger? | Yeah | | Ever take him Drinkin? | Yeah | | Do you want any more questions? | nope | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink!
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Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 04:18 pm
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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You | Created by LaBelleAmie and taken 5693 times on bzoink! | | The Basic Stuff | | Name? | Bryan | | Age? | 22 | | Height? | 6ft | | Weight? | 230 | | Birthday? | March 15 | | Birthplace? | hill billy heaven.... | | Current Location? | ohio | | School/Grade? | ? | | Zodiac Sign? | pices | | Chinese Zodiac Sign? | do double gizzle | | Righty or Lefty? | lefty | | Haircolor? | what hair | | Eyecolor? | ? | | Skin Color? | polka dot | | About You | | What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)? | my bitch and 2 hellians | | Any Pets? | 2 pitts | | If So What Are They? | 2pitts | | Favorite Relative? | my crabs | | Least Favorite Relative? | my crabs | | What's Your Heritage/Race? | german, nieve american........ | | Political Affilation? | nah | | Love & Sex | | Sexuality? | hetro | | Are You In A Relationship Now? | yes | | If So, With Whom? | Samantha | | For How Long? | 5 or so years | | Are You In Love? | yeah | | Do You Have A Crush On Anyone? | nah | | Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? | no | | How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? | 17 imma whore | | Virgin? | nope | | If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time? | 17 | | Was It Enjoyable? | nah not really | | What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone? | in what? | | Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed? | ? | | Best Love Quote? | fist me you beast... lol | | Your Friends | | Best? | Josh | | How Many Do You Have? | couple | | More Guys Or Girls? | girls, does that make me a pimp? | | Love Them All? | Would kill and die for em.... | | Any You Wish You Were Closer To? | Bobbi's love hole.. he he he | | Oldest? | Josh | | Newest? | Skyler | | Pen Pal? | I stab people with pens | | Friends And Words: Associate Them | | Pen | is | | Flower | bagina | | Pink | panther | | Window | licker | | Heart | burn | | Mother | fucker | | Bread | in the oven? | | Insane | Sam | | Sunglasses | aviator | | Pimp | ho's | | Cross | false prophet | | Lonely | me... | | Car | Yes please | | Music | beer | | This Or That | | Boxers or Briefs? | none... pussys | | Thongs or G-Strings? | thongs.... make your ass look better | | Shorts or Pants? | pants | | Shoes or Barefeet? | both | | Books or Movies? | Movies | | Night or Day? | they blend together | | Dark or Light? | dark | | Mountains or Beach? | sure | | Snow or Sun? | snow, and sun | | Pepsi or Coke? | PEPSI!!!!!!!!!! | | Guys or Girls? | Girls lots of em.... | | Swim or Surf? | hum..... | | For or Against | | Gay Marriage? | garraiage.... sure | | Abortion? | certain situations | | Bush Getting Re-elected? | fuck that, kill the mutherfucker | | Suicide? | easy way out... | | War? | certain situations | | Pants? | depends... | | Clothes In General? | depends... | | Penises? | huh? | | Favorites | | Color? | black | | Number? | 4 | | Holiday? | hate em all | | Season? | sure | | Movie? | Man on Fire | | Book? | samurai code | | Magazine? | juxtapos and widescreen review... | | Food? | beer | | Drink? | beer | | TV Show? | biker build off | | Song? | lots of em | | Band? | lots of em | | Computer Game? | hate em | | Video Game? | any thing tom clancy | | Anime/Manga? | nope | | Shirt? | all of em | | Pants? | ones that make my penis look like its bigger than the 2 inches it is | | Actor? | Sammy Jackson, and Denzel washington | | Actress? | Miko lee... lol | | Singer? | to many | | Flower? | bagina | | Scent? | lyang lyang | | Animal? | doggys | | Cookie? | sams.... | | The Future | | Want To Go To College? | sure | | What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? | a looser | | Want To Get Married? | yeah | | Want To Have Kids? | nah, atleast not any more | | What Would Their Names Be? | 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19........ | | How Many? | no more | | Where Do You Want To Live? | in the trunk of a car | | Where Do You Want To Get Married? | Jamacia | | How Do You Want To Die? | In a motorcycle accident... | | More Stuff About You | | Piercings? | face.... Implants in noggin | | Tattoos? | a few | | Smoke? | yeah too much | | Drink? | yeah | | Do Drugs? | nope | | Skinny Dip? | maybe if i wasnt so self concerned with my small penis | | Greatest Fear? | what is fear... | | Chocolate or Vanilla? | Cookie dough | | Go To Church? | fuck that | | Religion? | cults huh... | | Scars? | hands, knee surg, head... | | CDs Owned? | I download | | Collections? | Zippos, babies,cigg butts, used condoms | | Like To Be Naked? | sometimes | | Ever Eaten Sushi? | yeah... duh | | An Entire Case Of Oreos? | yeah, just last night | | Been On Stage? | yeah | | Danced In The Rain? | nope | | Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? | nope | | Weirdest Dream? | dont rember dreams... | | Best Dream? | wakin up with my pee pee in someones mouth the other day | | Saddest Dream? | ? | | Dream You Most Wish Would Come True? | ? | | Think You're Attractive? | nah | | Shoplifted? | yeah | | Been Caught "Doing Something"? | yeah | | Weirdest Makeout Place? | porta potty.... ewww.... gah... | | Like Thunderstorms? | yeah | | Favorite Shoes? | wich ones? | | Favorite Quote? | "shut up bitch" Caiden 2 1/2 to bobbi... lol | | Best Advice Given? | Flip er over fish hook er and fuck her in the ass. | | Worst Advice Given? | nah dont do that you'll hurt yourself | | Favorite Song Lyric? | know your enemy... | | What Quote Says Most About Your Life? | ? | | Glad This Is Over? | yeah | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink! |
Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 01:28 pm
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Jan. 9th, 2005 @ 08:56 pm
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Jan. 6th, 2005 @ 07:02 pm
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| » he he he..... I fail |
I AM 97% WHITE TRASH!  Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. |
Jan. 6th, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Eat cheese burgers, get butt, make my motorcycle run, have some sex with dogs, fisting...their will be fisting. Get your resolution here |
Jan. 2nd, 2005 @ 07:00 pm
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I like this so now all of you will have to hear it. blah ha ha ha ha 8 P if it works....
Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 05:42 pm
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| » blah... |
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"
 Atheist You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.
Dec. 31st, 2004 @ 01:45 am
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 | You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls.
Marijuana | | 81% | Inhalents | | 69% | Alcohol | | 50% | None! | | 44% | Mushrooms | | 44% | Cocaine | | 38% | Ecstacy | | 25% | </td>
What's your ideal drug? created with QuizFarm.com |
yay now me and danx have some thing else in common other than small penis's im gonna grow up to be just like him!!!
Dec. 27th, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
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im am so aggravated at every one. i mean every one, caiden, the dog, the mail man, the land lord.... every one.
im not in a good mood, i want to be but im not. i cant wait till new years where in all my hopes lie im hope'n it will be at least 2 times better than this year, this really has not been my year. i have been stressed out for far to long and i dont want my brain to hurt anymore, i have been having night sweets, what the fuck. i have the immune system of a bull and i rarely ever get sick but let me tell you, i have been felling like absolut shit for about 2 months and have been sick, i dont know how many times this year. on the bright side my stress has made my body deteriorate and i have lost ohh about 30 pounds, kinda scary i had to re-lace my boots because they have become to loose to be comfortable. maybe i have a brain tumor or something. hell it could be cancer that runs in my family and i have smoked about a carton of cigs in about 4 days yay! dont tell me to go to a fuckin dr. i hate dr.s they can all suck my dick.
Dec. 26th, 2004 @ 08:34 pm
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how worse can this year get before its over.
my grand father just died like a half hour ago..... I feel like its my fault because i went to florida for school, and to get to spend some time with him and then decided that i would say fuck school and come home a week later. the problem here is that my grandfather has been sick since some fuck hit him in the back of the head with a board, heres where i come in this same motherfucker that hit him with a board had been blackmailing him for money and numerous other things, this fuck stick sent my grandfather his I.D. with his address on it and his picture, the cops could'nt find him (wonderful police work) I however could have found this dip shit and killed him for fucking with my family, but i had to come home..... and not be there with him.
all this to add on to my so called stress err.. i mean life.
Dec. 22nd, 2004 @ 11:15 pm
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