go fuck right the hell off.

Wed, 11 May 2005 13:44:15 GMT

Your Political Profile

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Sun, 08 May 2005 14:31:59 GMT

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

I hate this thing.

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 06:21:35 GMT

Livejournal is fucking stupid.

Livejournal=stupid

MySpace=SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER!

10 Things that I have done that you have never done!

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:56:13 GMT

Ok so Im game on this one,

1. I took out a $450,000 house with a bulldozer, i so wish that was not an accident..

2. I got in a fist fight with Michael Graves from the misfits, he drank my beer.... I was 17

3. I kicked out the rear window of a car. Just because I didnt like how he parked

4. I ran over a bolder in my mini van when i was 16.

5. I have been to every dr's app. for my kids but 1, I had to work.

6. I have hit switches in a 64 impala, fake ass Snoop wanna bes

7. I kidnapped a married woman the day after her wedding. 5 years and still runnin..

8. I get drunk with my dad at swap meets...... were so redneck it hurts.

9. I drank beer with hank the 3rd

10. I have General tsao's chicken tattooed on my leg. in kanji...

fucking children.

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 19:26:32 GMT

grrrrr...... my iBook has a nifty sharpie scheme on it now...

Playin with photos....

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:41:20 GMT

Me and Caiden.

Our friend Trina.

more of danx....

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:22:56 GMT

bored with photoshop it sucks but I didnt want to work on it any more.

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 01:01:20 GMT

thats Danx btw.... fuckin jew...

and Festor....

For some reason Danx always looks retarted, Im not sure why but it makes fer funny pictures.

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:28:10 GMT

Which Family Guy character are you?

ha ha I just made this.....

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:18:45 GMT

Pennsic
Created by dikkhed and taken 0 times on bzoink!
Pennsic History
Have you ever been?	Yes
How many times?	5
Who do you camp with?	Lynx
How long?	4 years
You a Fighter?	Yeah
What Style?	Stick jock
With who?	lynx
Mid Or East?	EAST!!!
Are you a Peer?	fuck no
Do you know what a peer is?	yes
Swamp or Getty?	Swamp
Do you know what a Swampie is?	Yeah
Camps
Favorite	Shadow Fire
Best Food?	Shadow Fire
Best Drink?	Lost Boys
Best Fire pit?	The one I dig god dammit...
Best Gate?	the big castle thingy
Best overall?	?
Best Entertainers?	Pandoras Box
Best Drummers?	Little Jons Africans
Best Dancers?	Samantha and Skyler....
Best Bard?	Fuckin Danx... God damn Jew bag...
Best Party?	the one in my pants...
Friendliest?	Shadow Storm
One or the Other.
Male or Female Belly dancer?	Female
Woods battle or Field?	Woods
shoes or barefoot?	both
period clothing or nonperiod?	Period
Drums or Bagpipes?	both
can I have a Cgiarette?	please?
Kilt or Loincloth?	Kilt
Commando Or Roo's?	Commando
Swamp or Top side?	Swamp
Woad or Blue paint?	Woad
Have you ever?
Drank?	Yeah
Too Much?	Yeah
Been Drunk?	Yeah
Too Drunk to remember?	Yeah
To drunk to walk?	almost
Passed out?	ehh
In a ditch?	nope
In someone else's tent?	I dont think so?
Did you know the person?	dont know
Did it scare you?	maybe
had sex at war?	Yeah
with someone you didnt know?	nope
was it good?	nope
Have you talked to them since?	nope
Have you used	Nice shoes?
Did it work?	nope
Slept with more than one person per war?	nope
How many?	1
In a 24 hour period?	0
At the same time?	nope
While you were drunk?	yeah
While you were sober?	yeah
Been to drunk to fight the next day?	yeah
Hid from Commander because of it?	yeah
Kicked out of a camp for drunkin behavior?	nope
Regretted it?	nope
Coming this year?	yeah
Can I have a Cigarette?	please?
ever walked by the Classic?	yeah
you seen something pretty there?	never
Where you Drunk?	yeah and no
Flirted with some one because of a Belt or Hat?	nope
Been to blue feather camp?	no
Why?	?
Where you Drunk?	nope
Been insulted by a Lost Boy?	yeah
Worked Security?	yeah
Drunk?	yeah
Wrecked the Golf Cart?	yeah
Power Slid the Golf Cart?	yeah
Too Show Off?	yeah
Has your golf cart ever been Hijacked?	nope
did you get it back?	yeah
Did the Lost boys do it?	nope
Did you cry?	nope
Ever cought anyone on the battle field at night?	yeah
What where they doin?	it.
Did you join in?	nope
Gotten some one drunk?	yeah
to get them in your tent?	yeah
Did it work?	yeah
Was it worth it?	yeah
Ever Get crabs from Festor?	nope
Do you know who Festor is?	yeah
Do you know Jigger?	Yeah
Ever take him Drinkin?	Yeah
Do you want any more questions?	nope
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Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:29:08 GMT

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
Created by LaBelleAmie and taken 5693 times on bzoink!
The Basic Stuff
Name?	Bryan
Age?	22
Height?	6ft
Weight?	230
Birthday?	March 15
Birthplace?	hill billy heaven....
Current Location?	ohio
School/Grade?	?
Zodiac Sign?	pices
Chinese Zodiac Sign?	do double gizzle
Righty or Lefty?	lefty
Haircolor?	what hair
Eyecolor?	?
Skin Color?	polka dot
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?	my bitch and 2 hellians
Any Pets?	2 pitts
If So What Are They?	2pitts
Favorite Relative?	my crabs
Least Favorite Relative?	my crabs
What's Your Heritage/Race?	german, nieve american........
Political Affilation?	nah
Love & Sex
Sexuality?	hetro
Are You In A Relationship Now?	yes
If So, With Whom?	Samantha
For How Long?	5 or so years
Are You In Love?	yeah
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?	nah
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?	no
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?	17 imma whore
Virgin?	nope
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?	17
Was It Enjoyable?	nah not really
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?	in what?
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?	?
Best Love Quote?	fist me you beast... lol
Your Friends
Best?	Josh
How Many Do You Have?	couple
More Guys Or Girls?	girls, does that make me a pimp?
Love Them All?	Would kill and die for em....
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?	Bobbi's love hole.. he he he
Oldest?	Josh
Newest?	Skyler
Pen Pal?	I stab people with pens
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen	is
Flower	bagina
Pink	panther
Window	licker
Heart	burn
Mother	fucker
Bread	in the oven?
Insane	Sam
Sunglasses	aviator
Pimp	ho's
Cross	false prophet
Lonely	me...
Car	Yes please
Music	beer
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?	none... pussys
Thongs or G-Strings?	thongs.... make your ass look better
Shorts or Pants?	pants
Shoes or Barefeet?	both
Books or Movies?	Movies
Night or Day?	they blend together
Dark or Light?	dark
Mountains or Beach?	sure
Snow or Sun?	snow, and sun
Pepsi or Coke?	PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!
Guys or Girls?	Girls lots of em....
Swim or Surf?	hum.....
For or Against
Gay Marriage?	garraiage.... sure
Abortion?	certain situations
Bush Getting Re-elected?	fuck that, kill the mutherfucker
Suicide?	easy way out...
War?	certain situations
Pants?	depends...
Clothes In General?	depends...
Penises?	huh?
Favorites
Color?	black
Number?	4
Holiday?	hate em all
Season?	sure
Movie?	Man on Fire
Book?	samurai code
Magazine?	juxtapos and widescreen review...
Food?	beer
Drink?	beer
TV Show?	biker build off
Song?	lots of em
Band?	lots of em
Computer Game?	hate em
Video Game?	any thing tom clancy
Anime/Manga?	nope
Shirt?	all of em
Pants?	ones that make my penis look like its bigger than the 2 inches it is
Actor?	Sammy Jackson, and Denzel washington
Actress?	Miko lee... lol
Singer?	to many
Flower?	bagina
Scent?	lyang lyang
Animal?	doggys
Cookie?	sams....
The Future
Want To Go To College?	sure
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?	a looser
Want To Get Married?	yeah
Want To Have Kids?	nah, atleast not any more
What Would Their Names Be?	1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19........
How Many?	no more
Where Do You Want To Live?	in the trunk of a car
Where Do You Want To Get Married?	Jamacia
How Do You Want To Die?	In a motorcycle accident...
More Stuff About You
Piercings?	face.... Implants in noggin
Tattoos?	a few
Smoke?	yeah too much
Drink?	yeah
Do Drugs?	nope
Skinny Dip?	maybe if i wasnt so self concerned with my small penis
Greatest Fear?	what is fear...
Chocolate or Vanilla?	Cookie dough
Go To Church?	fuck that
Religion?	cults huh...
Scars?	hands, knee surg, head...
CDs Owned?	I download
Collections?	Zippos, babies,cigg butts, used condoms
Like To Be Naked?	sometimes
Ever Eaten Sushi?	yeah... duh
An Entire Case Of Oreos?	yeah, just last night
Been On Stage?	yeah
Danced In The Rain?	nope
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?	nope
Weirdest Dream?	dont rember dreams...
Best Dream?	wakin up with my pee pee in someones mouth the other day
Saddest Dream?	?
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?	?
Think You're Attractive?	nah
Shoplifted?	yeah
Been Caught "Doing Something"?	yeah
Weirdest Makeout Place?	porta potty.... ewww.... gah...
Like Thunderstorms?	yeah
Favorite Shoes?	wich ones?
Favorite Quote?	"shut up bitch" Caiden 2 1/2 to bobbi... lol
Best Advice Given?	Flip er over fish hook er and fuck her in the ass.
Worst Advice Given?	nah dont do that you'll hurt yourself
Favorite Song Lyric?	know your enemy...
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?	?
Glad This Is Over?	yeah
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Mon, 10 Jan 2005 01:56:05 GMT

How Will Your Friends Die? by arshus_ney
Username
Will Choke On A Peach	xhellb0mbx
Will Be Murdered By A Psycho	dankwert
Will Be Eaten By Clowns	poneygrrl
Will Die In The Throes Of Passion	isabel_dragon
Will Be Abducted By Aliens	shaggycfh
Will Suffocate In A Corset	saphyne
Will Be Smushed In A Trash Compactor	shittyskater
Will Be Burned As A Witch	littletrixie
Will Be Slain By Their Lover	pureevil668
Will Be "Hit" By The Mafia	luckygrrl75
Will Discover Immortality	lluna_girl

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 00:02:14 GMT

he he he..... I fail

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 17:49:23 GMT

I AM 97% WHITE TRASH!

Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means.

Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.com

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 23:50:24 GMT

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Eat cheese burgers, get butt, make my motorcycle run, have some sex with dogs, fisting...their will be fisting.

Get your resolution here

Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:44:12 GMT

I like this so now all of you will have to hear it. blah ha ha ha ha 8 P if it works....

blah...

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 06:45:54 GMT

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Atheist
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:01:10 GMT

You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls.

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Marijuana

81%

Inhalents

69%

Alcohol

50%

None!

44%

Mushrooms

44%

Cocaine

38%

Ecstacy

25%

What's your ideal drug?
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yay now me and danx have some thing else in common other than small penis's im gonna grow up to be just like him!!!

fucking blah.

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:49:56 GMT

im am so aggravated at every one.
i mean every one, caiden, the dog, the mail man, the land lord.... every one.

im not in a good mood, i want to be but im not. i cant wait till new years where in all my hopes lie im hope'n it will be at least 2 times better than this year, this really has not been my year. i have been stressed out for far to long and i dont want my brain to hurt anymore, i have been having night sweets, what the fuck. i have the immune system of a bull and i rarely ever get sick but let me tell you, i have been felling like absolut shit for about 2 months and have been sick, i dont know how many times this year. on the bright side my stress has made my body deteriorate and i have lost ohh about 30 pounds, kinda scary i had to re-lace my boots because they have become to loose to be comfortable. maybe i have a brain tumor or something. hell it could be cancer that runs in my family and i have smoked about a carton of cigs in about 4 days yay! dont tell me to go to a fuckin dr. i hate dr.s they can all suck my dick.

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 04:24:50 GMT

how worse can this year get before its over.

my grand father just died like a half hour ago..... I feel like its my fault because i went to florida for school, and to get to spend some time with him and then decided that i would say fuck school and come home a week later. the problem here is that my grandfather has been sick since some fuck hit him in the back of the head with a board, heres where i come in this same motherfucker that hit him with a board had been blackmailing him for money and numerous other things, this fuck stick sent my grandfather his I.D. with his address on it and his picture, the cops could'nt find him (wonderful police work) I however could have found this dip shit and killed him for fucking with my family, but i had to come home..... and not be there with him.

all this to add on to my so called stress err.. i mean life.

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 18:07:01 GMT

im so sick of watching blues clues, and other mindless childrens shows. why cant these people that make these shows put some good subliminal messages in them that will save the sanity of the people that make these shows possible a.k.a. the parents that spawn the children that love their ridiculous shows. i mean make a show like blues murder mystery clues, or who shot big bird in the alley at sesame street, or dora the sexual explorer, or death in the back yard again. ahh babble babble.

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:57:57 GMT

take the death quiz.

and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

How funny is that, GOD DAMN! blah. eat my shit.

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:51:21 GMT

You Were Very Naughty This Year!

Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

I dont understand.

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 02:49:26 GMT

I love when all my "Friends" betray me.

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:23:05 GMT

What Santa has in store for you
LJ Username
How good or bad have you been?
Favorite Color
One article of clothing and size(ex; shoe 12 or shirt XXL etc)
What will you dream of Christmas eve
What kind of cookie will you leave Santa?
In a great big box by the tree you find	pureevil668
wearing...	Your underwear (I dont own undies)
Under the tree is a	electrocuted chipmunk
Stuffed inside your stocking is	elf porn on dvd
And a	bottle of viagra
And you spend Christmas day...	Loneley

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